They’re not as dangerous as you think they are.

They are, however, more retarded than you suspect.

Look at him, hopping around like a retard, making MAGA more unappealing by the second.

                It’s no wonder that China is kicking American ass in every single meaningful category. They’re not at war with themselves like the United States. China doesn’t have to worry about leadership pulling down societal progress every time the system is too helpful for minorities. I guess the whole “culture war” thing isn’t the healthiest thing for a developed nation, eh? Not that it matters at this point; Conservatives are standing on their warship as it sinks like the Titanic, and they are finally happy they get to steer the ship even if it’s going nowhere. Much like a little kid who hates getting told no, they’re just happy to have what they want, even if it makes no sense. We have a mentally-ill cokehead for a president followed by the kinds of people you’d expect to take orders from a man who gets his competence from Fox News and AI. If anything, I’m not scared of fascism because I authentically believe that these retards in charge are utterly incapable of such a thing. Granted, I think they want fascism, but they lack the IQ necessary to make something like that happen.

                See, if you study Hitler’s life and rise, you’ll notice key differences between our Far-Reichght and Hitler. Notably, Hitler read books, created art, was a soldier, had knowledge of his national identity, and knew what to say to appeal to the lower classes. All things the American Right may pretend to do and pretend to identify with. Not to suck Hitler’s dick like half of the American Right, but Hitler had some real capability. He didn’t get into painter’s school, but they did respect his architectural drawings and did want to see him go to architect school instead. He only didn’t because he had shitty grades in school and wasn’t qualified academically due to being rebellious against his father, who wanted Hitler to work in… well, civil service (a big fuck-you to Hitler’s dad for this, BTW, way to fuck the planet up for the rest of us). Living as a poor man in Vienna, he eventually fell into all of the BS that motivated the Nazi mindset and abandoned his lifelong dreams, and gave his dad’s advice a try. Safe to say, someone should have told his father to shut the fuck up and let the kid be an artist, but eh, too late now.

Seriously dude, fuck you. But also... what a mean looking bastard, he looks like he'd raise Hitler

                However, I say this not to put Hitler on a pedestal but to tear down the self-imposed image these MAGA cowards have given themselves. These idiots are not Nazis and Trump couldn’t scribble a fucking cat on a napkin, much less get into ANY school anywhere on the strength of any talent he has. They’re not smart enough to do what Hitler did. They don’t have what it takes. I’d dare argue that people like Donald Trump and Elon Musk would have been amongst the groups of people Hitler would have killed. Also, the factors that bolstered Hitler forward don’t exist for these idiots. Donald Trump doesn’t read books. He was a draft dodger, not a soldier. He’s not some low-class dude who pulled himself up from the mud, nor does Trump have any sense of national identity.

Neither Trump, Musk, nor any of these cronies create anything; they exploit the creativity of others. Hitler had enough talent to have theoretically followed his dreams if his grades had been stronger in his youth. If Hitler’s dad had listened to his son, there would be no Hitler. Technically speaking, Hitler could have been an artist. Elon Musk has never had the talent to be the genius he lies to himself about being, nor does Trump have the talent to be the businessman he believes he is. What I’m saying is that Maga lacks everything necessary to rival the Nazis in terms of danger or organization. If Elon was broke, he’d be your average special-needs adult stacking boxes in the back of a strip mall, and Trump would be another abusive husband living in a trailer park somewhere.

You know, in a reality where Trump's another trailer park junkie, he's probably more capable than Rich Trump.

                To those reading this, you might be confused, but that’s only because you don’t understand MAGA psychology. It hurts these bastards more to hear that they’ll never be like the people they put on a pedestal. In their minds, they’re big, bad, and in charge of the Fourth Reich. To me, they’re a sadder mockery of an already sad, failed empire. They’re the people who, despite their numbers and money, convinced the world the Nazis would never return because no one honestly has any faith in their ability to get anything done. Hitler would have hung himself if he could have seen this future for his failed social science project today.

                MAGA has no ideological consistency, no real plans, no decorum, no political skill, and very few intelligent assets… they piss off high-ranking military officials, high-ranking police officials, they target the 3-letter agencies harshly, Trump treats everyone around him like disposable cronies… and you expect THIS man to “take over”? Y’all think this administration is that capable? Trump had actual support from the police, but by releasing all his January 6 cronies (who’ve since antagonized more police), he’s angered them. He’s been picking at the military and all of the Bush family’s supervillain-level cronies like Dick Cheney and John Bolton. Honestly? Donald Trump is ruining everything that would have made his tyranny possible. He’s too stupid and egotistical to recognize that he’s ruining things for himself. But, who’d have guessed that a generationally rich white boy with no talent and a coke addiction would suck at geopolitics? Donald Trump embodies what racists have feared DEI would enable, which is ironic to a degree. Talentless people with no knowledge are in charge of everything. Ha.

I disagree; we just haven't learned to exclude the right people yet.

                I’m more scared of chaos and anarchy than tyranny because while they lack any ability to get anything threatening done, they can fuck everything up. Donald Trump may not be able to terrorize America, but he damn sure can ruin the country. Honestly, it’s the only talent an upward failure can have. His cronies, like Elon Mooseknuckle, would be concerning, but these techie dorks are one wedgie and locker shove away from begging and pleading for mercy. It’s no surprise that spineless dorks unable to stand up to preteen bullies back in 8th grade have given in to a bully like Trump. I don’t typically count the spineless when considering such matters; they change direction like the wind because the only thing that drives them are anxiety and insecurity. Zuckerberg and ‘nem will be back to supporting the transgender dolphins and giving out non-binary secular Zoroastrian scholarships and all of the other corporate overcompensation just as soon as they feel scared of getting bullied too hard by the left wing versus the right wing this time. A dork with money is still just a dork.

                Oh, and speaking of shitty allies, do you think Hegseth or Kash Patel, or any of these underqualified dorks have the merit to lead their organizations? It’s no wonder Trump is trying to thin ranks, but thinning ranks means nothing because an organization is only as good as its talent. If you kick out all of the talented people, it doesn’t make them less of a threat, it just gives them more room to organize without supervision. Trump only picks people based on loyalist behavior, but if these people are the best picks from his loyalists, then the MAGA talent pool is awfully small. Bureaucracy will operate in circles around these alleged leaders. Trump’s only competent allies are in Israel being incompetent too, and the Israeli tit can only be milked so much when you have open Nazis fighting for your side. I know Netanyoohoo doesn’t seem to mind Nazis much, but Israel doesn’t speak for Judaism. There are more authentic Jews disgusted by such than otherwise.

Seriously, Yahoo, how can you, as the leader of Israel, cozy up to guys who buddy up with Nazis?

                Oh, by the way, I know what I said. They don’t have a plan. Project 2025 doesn’t count as a plan to me, it’s a playbook. A series of actions Donald plans to make with zero foresight as to where those things will lead. I read through a lot of it, and Project 2025 only works if everyone goes along with it with zero resistance along the way. DJT also doesn’t have anything resembling a backup plan for if things go awry. To me, Project 2025 is projected desperation; a piss-poor plan devised last minute by white supremacists who no longer have what it takes to properly manipulate society. People know that their time in the sun is over, so they’re resorting to fascism in hopes that they can forcibly turn things around. In truth, all Trump has to do is die, and everything falls apart. The entire crux of the extreme-right is a dying, coked-up blowhard who couldn’t manage a few shitty hotels and seems to be suffering from old-people mind disease. Project 2025 could come to a halt if Donald Trump has some ill timing with a set of icy stairs. There’s no one else on their side with the charisma or pull to make it happen, even hypothetically.

                As for his supporters, well… no need to worry about war with them. The anti-medical science crowd will kill themselves slowly in the coming years, and their self-destructive tendencies will likely consume their organization long before MAGA becomes anything more than an online annoyance. I know things might seem bad with ICE and the Executive Orders, but Trump is still being careful and using media framing to make his exploits seem more bombastic than reality. For example, he can’t fire the Inspector General. When they said they’re showing up to work anyway, that’s real. Trump doesn’t have that power and can’t do anything if no one folds. His meddling with presidential acts is within his power, but that still doesn’t mean he can meddle with state law using only words. Also, a lot of his rulings will only hurt his base. It’s like canceling DEI to hurt black people; whites have already made sure most of these systems wouldn’t benefit us. But, because they’re disguised to look like that’s what they do, white people eventually forget about the systems they fixed to enable themselves and tear everything down to only hurt themselves as a result. So, what is there to fear? An army of idiots led by an overzealous leader who steps on his toes while missing all of yours?

                It is the folly of their thinking; nothing is based on reality. I mean, it annoys us when they force their magical thinking onto us, but consider how dangerous it is to be authentically ignorant in the world. They only believe in ignorance, make decisions based on ignorance, and then they’re genuinely shocked to find out that their ignorance has hurt them. But, they never consider learning better; only furthering themselves in ignorance because ego is all they have.

                Think about this: Donald Trump is the equivalent of that fat celestial dragon that got punched by Luffy in the Saobody arc. Donald Trump threatening us with fascism is like a kid who’s never gotten into a fight threatening to kick our asses. Like, maybe he wants to, but I don’t have confidence that a life full of expensive liquor, cocaine and underaged, nonconsenting hooker exploitation has given Donald the skills to do much more than use his money to evade the law and realistic responsibilities. Pardon, guys, but I don’t feel threatened.

To all of my politic-loving fans, watch One Piece. Trust me.

 They say that the revolution will be bloodless if the left lets it be… but them and what army? Who? A bunch of Jan. 6 militia wannabes that folded fast when faced with a minor confrontation from police? Oh, I know, they’re going to make more grandiose declarations and hope that people go with them. MAGA is a lion with no teeth, claws, size, or, well, anything that makes a lion dangerous. They said they’re big bad tyrants and they don’t care if millions of Americans don’t like that? Okay, tough guys. Do it, then. Install an autocratic government. I dare you. Show us how easy it is for people with no talent to get things done. Nothing like promises of war from a rich draft dodger who’s never fought his life. Good luck!