Human Animals: An Introduction to America

By HONEST LIBERAL

To start things off, if you don’t think everyone should be free to do what they want in an ideal world, you deserve to die. I’m not going to mince words. If you think your insane, puritanical lifestyle really should be some kind of global standard, you’re human cancer.

Too many people on the left are afraid to put things in these terms. Nobody wants to be violent or say harsh things, but the harshness of these words reflects reality. The other side isn’t afraid to say this stuff when they want to call people a variety of slurs, so why should we be afraid with our response? Stop asking these right-winged retards for their approval and start treating them like the human animals they are. I wouldn’t go into the woods and ask a bobcat what it thought about civil rights so I wouldn’t ask a Trump supporter either. Some people need to be told how things will be and deserve to be powerless to change them.

It’s funny, isn’t it? Their standards rely entirely on selfish, self-centered mindsets that ill-consider how anyone might exist differently from them. It reminds me of animal cognition experiments where it’s been determined that certain animals reactively experience existence. These right-wingers are like animals who only understand pain when they’re personally hurt. They only understand things when it’s about them. Take Luke Skywalker and drop a brown skin on him; suddenly, his story makes less sense. These are the kinds of people we must contend with. Reactionary, animalistic, shortsighted, and vengeful. They’re not smart enough to consider what others feel, but they’re base enough to feel annoyed when irritated, which is the crux of the issue.

A lot of these people have entire opinions on the future of America based solely on minor inconveniences in their lives. The eggs are expensive, so let’s put a non-politician who jokes about being a dictator in charge. Is this seriously the kind of person who deserves to have any say in any intellectual discussion?

These conservative types aren’t worried about intellectual discourse or smart paths for the future of humanity. They’re only focused on gratifying their savage, animalistic desires. It’s why Trump cares about revenge and his rhetoric passes so easily. Thinking back to his debate with Kamala, that’s why Trump was so passable for so many. Kamala Harris’s words went way over their heads, and her intellectual tone denotes superiority to people who only understand calm, intelligent words as drivel from those who see themselves as better than others. So, what I’m saying is that Trump wins to these people because he’s an animal. You can’t convince a dog you don’t know to act with words, but grunts and growls will always be effective communication. That’s why I think we need to get back to grunts and growls. I also think that the animalistic nature of theirs betrays them.

 Animals also run across the street trying to beat cars because of knee-jerk reactions and get run over often. These Republican voters are like street squirrels in a lot of ways: where are these authoritarian, life-threatening Trump policies most likely to take effect first? Surely not in the Democrat-controlled states with existing protections for vital economy member groups.

A lot of the punishing consequences of Trump’s actions will reach his followers long before anyone else, and they’ll be his first victims, unironically. But, don’t expect them to learn lessons as learning is not their thing. Like all Stockholm-syndrome bitches, they’ll likely find a way to justify the abuse. Since conservatives love violence against women, I’ll even use an analogy: they’re just like that battered wife who won’t accept that her husband doesn’t love her, even though he said he MEANS it this time.

Understand, it’s because they want to like Trump. It has nothing to do with objective feelings or actions, they’ve chosen Trump so they’ll see the good in Trump no matter how often he kicks them down. People who love a good boot need another one. People who like having feet on their necks aren’t going to learn to appreciate anything other than an alternative boot.

So I think we should provide one. These kinds of people respect “strong leadership”, yes? Machismo? So no need to be kind or mince words. Let these people know how stupid they are as viciously as you can say it. Do you think their thoughts on abortion are stupid? Tell them that as meanly as possible. Tell them that their mental inadequacy will kill their daughters. Tell them to keep that energy when their wives or sisters are forced to give birth to dead babies because they want universal laws against medical procedures. Tell them their economic policies will leave them broke and stupid. Laugh at their suffering, and be as mean about it as possible. After all, these people resort more to high school-level insults and antics than any real reasoning.

So take them back to high school and treat them like the bully they want. It’s honestly soft on their end, but who cares? Treat these soft assholes like the snowflakes they are. Toughen them up.

The more you entertain these people like equals, the more they think they’re equal. We need to bring back shame for the right things. Who cares if someone’s gay if you can’t process anything higher than a 5th-grade reading level? We have to go back to making people feel stupid because, as racist as the 20th century was, being perceived as stupid mattered to them. It’s part of why we have so much change, people were made to feel stupid about what they believed and thought, and it worked.

Nowadays, every retard with a Best Buy mouse and a shitty screen can hop online and profess to be the second coming of Einstein with zero evidence, and because of current levels of stupidity, it floats.

Then you have Elon Musk, whose entire life has been about trying to be smart without being smart, enabling more of his ilk on Twitter purposefully. People like that are trying to turn the world upside down because it’s easier to make everyone else stupid than to make anything of yourself. It’s easier for him to buy companies full of scientists, sit on the top, and ruin society around him so that peons are convinced that he’s the top dog amongst all these science types instead of being the scientific equivalent to that one kid on the Varsity team because his dad bought the team jerseys. (By the way, Elon, I hope you know that’s what you are to Trump and his allies. Pic beneath related.)

We have to get macho, guys. That’s what this is all about machismo. Personally, as a big, strong, tough guy in real life, I find it interesting how so many of these conservative-republican types are in love with the concept of being macho but fail to be macho. They don’t wrestle, they don’t work out, they don’t read, fight, or do anything to be dominant. They spend all of their time working and living like drones for every system of power that’s ever told them to shut the fuck up.

They don’t have the bravery to think a thought one of these dominant institutions doesn’t approve of, and you’d hardly see any of them taking a stand if that stand wasn’t backed by enough people for them to feel comfortable. Donald Trump isn’t macho, but think about it like this: what does it mean to be macho to someone who isn’t macho and doesn’t know what true machismo is? It means whatever the hell they want it to mean, regardless of if it's objectively valid. These people want Donald Trump to give them the manhood they don’t have and can’t take back from the world.

This is truly the challenge. How do you motivate the softest and weakest of our societies to have a backbone? How do you get incels to appreciate women they’re scared to talk to under normal circumstances? How do you get men with no security because of their mental weakness to undo that without sinking further into weakness?

A lot of these fellas are taking shots in the dark, trying to do anything to prove to themselves that they are men. They even come up with silly rules and ideas that negatively affect themselves, like denying the innate homosexuality a lot of these conservative types have. They’d rather let it come out in the way of Robert Neill, who was threatening to rape boys over the election, rather than accept themselves bravely and stoically. Tell me, is it stoic or manly to sneak around on Grindr at Republican conventions rather than just be gay publicly, regardless of who does or doesn’t improve? This irony is lost to these guys. They know the world’s laughing at them and they don’t understand their weakness is why.

So, let’s give these people a proper education. It’s time for America to learn that its weakness is intolerable. Make Americans feel stupid again. Also, we have to defeat these unmanly types who want to turn the world into this soft safe space where their ignorance is acceptable. Imagine the kind of whiny bitch it takes to deny objective history because your mental state can’t handle the truth of the world. These are the people some of you want to steer the ship. Think about that.

But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe America prefers whiny little bitch-made men like Donald Trump and the rest of his circus troupe.